Week 1: It's not your damn business, pal (18th Sept)

Ok, here I am. I am not gonna start this blog (ever) with a sugary, "Dear Diary" greetings, I'm just not that type. Basically, it is a homework only, so... Greetings, Professor! I hope you will enjoy your time spending here, I swear I will try to be as funny as I can be... I can only hope you will find my sense of humor amusing, otherwise... it will be a very difficult time for you. Sorry.
First, I would like to introduce myself. So, my name is Tamás Szabó, age of 21. Residing in Miskolc, I am studying a five-year teacher training at the University of Miskolc. This is my first year of here, before that I had been studying english major at the University of Debrecen.
Why did I decide to change my plans, and end my study in Debrecen? That is a very good question. I have messed up... somehow. You see, I wanted to be a teacher, so in Debrecen I had to add a minor to my english major. I decided to apply for Dutch studies, which was said to be compatible with my future plans to be a teacher. Unfortunately, dutch is yet to be accepted to teacher MA programme, so here I am.
Oh, I almost forgot. If you are not my teacher, named Ted Bailey, I strongly suggest it that you mind your own damn business, and get the hell out of here. I certainly don't wanna expose my life or my sometimes emotionally vulnerable state. So, yeah, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
My dear professor, you said that we have to write weekly two a/5 pages, but it is a blog, so I am a little uncertain that my planned 400 word will be ok for now. If not, then someway contact me, for example, in your class, if you ever are to see me. Sometimes, I can be a lazy-ass.
I need to write a few words, so... my week. The start of the semester was... enlightening. I have already known that the Neptun system can be a little bit hard to deal with, so I wasn't as angry and frustrated as my mates, and to be honest, it was a little bit funny. Hell yeah, it is very funny, I love to have a good laugh in somebody else expense! Call me cruel, but it is who I am.